* Ben Bernanke promises a hungry nation: No chickens in any pot! (Also, gimme that pot.)
* For Rick Perry so loved the country that he decided to run for President at great personal sacrifice to himself even though he totally doesn't actually want the job. Amen.
* Mitt Romney blows circuit after human person asks question that wasn't submitted via punch card.
* Republican voters now slightly less disappointed in their primary choices.
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