* So, Jon Huntsman apparently "dropped out of high school to join a prog rock band called Wizard." That, however, made him feel like too much of an outcast, so he instead decided to run for president as a pro-science Republican.
* Turns out Michele Bachmann's God is talking to us through earthquakes and hurricanes comment from this past weekend was just a hilarious totally characteristic joke. Also, everything she has ever said ever was just a joke.
* For the first time in 112 years, nobody from the White House will be attending the Veterans of Foreign Wars national convention, possibly due to scheduling conflicts, but probably because Obama hates America.
* Totally straight Republican senator turns out to be gay in shocking twist!
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