From the Pork Barrel: Baby's First Hate Tract

* Hey, kids! Make sure you have lots of red crayons so that you can accurately represent the pools of American blood that Muslims are seeking to spill forth into the streets.

* Dick Cheney fears being tried as a war criminal, crucifixes.

* The Ghost of Health Care Reforms Past pays a visit to Rick Perry's bed.

* Rick Perry leads by just under a million points in South Carolina.

* Christine O'Donnell either too crazy/not crazy enough for Sarah Palin event.

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