From the Pork Barrel: Jobs!

* President Obama announces jobs plan that does not need Congressional approval. (Wonder how he got John Boehner to sign off on that.)

* Rep. Allen West may quit Congressional Black Caucus due to its racially-tinged rhetoric against the Tea Party. (Yes, those words are in fact in the right order.)

* President Perry to impose term limits on Supreme Court justices. Well, the liberal ones at any rate.

* Joe Biden says his boss is both "bright" and "straight." What, he's not "clean" anymore?

* The Onion: New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going to Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse and There's Nothing We Can Do About It

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