From the Pork Barrel: Meeting with the Bosses

* John Boehner, Eric Cantor want pre-jobs speech meeting with President, presumably to brief him on what he's allowed to say.

* Mitt Romney announces jobs plan guaranteed to add 11.5 million new chambermaid, gardener, personal chef, valet and chauffeur positions to work force over a four-year period.

* Teamster President James Hoffa refuses to for-real apologize for make-believe offensive comment.

* Why is there a Department of Education? Michele Bachmann asks, is answer to.

* Breaking news: Shadowy billionaires hold clandestine summit for secretive moneyed conservative donors, crack joke about Obama.

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