From the Pork Barrel: Debt and Taxes

* Newly announced senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren makes a somewhat simple but overlooked point: "There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody!" That's the problem with this country — even the capitalists are socialists!

* Warren currently leads incumbent Republican Scott Brown by two points in a recent poll. But don't worry; Brown should regain the advantage once we get to the swimsuit competition.

* Anti-government intervention, free-market Republicans ask Harvard to stop paying Elizabeth Warren's salary.

* Barack Obama patiently explains to United Nations why United Nations is kind of useless. Wasn't quite as well received you might expect.

* Ted Haggard is supposedly going to be on ABC's Celebrity Wife Swap. Somebody has told him that in the whole swapping business, he ends up with another wife, right?

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