* Dangerous cleavage outbreak contained by Canadian government.
* Rick Perry's Medicaid plan uncomfortably liked by Democrats.
* Can Barack Obama win reelection without the janitor vote?
* Turns out the reason Democrats can't win is because they're a third party.
* Gary Johnson criticizes GOP debate audience, damaging chances of winning nomination.
* Florida Gov. Rick Scott reads teleprompter joke off teleprompter screen.
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