* What do we go with here? A "something worthwhile coming out of Rick Perry's head" joke or "looks like Rick Perry's been seeing John Boehner's sylist" quip?
* Rick Perry tells Newsmax he regrets conveying feelings of concern for Mexican people.
* Gov. Rick Snyder probably won't run for re-election, assuming he can achieve his goal of turning Michigan into a smoldering wasteland nightmare land in a single term.
* Herman Cain releases new Herman Cain fan fiction.
* Sarah Palin says something or other about whatever blah blah blah.
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