• Michele Bachmann Tells Liberty University Students Not to Settle for Reality-Based Politicians

    Actual crazy person Michele Bachmann, who believes that Jesus herded a flock of dinosaurs and that fetal suffrage is the great get-out-the-vote campaign of this century, is trying to revive her dying campaign of nonsense by appealing to her base: fellow crazy people who call themselves "Christian" even though Jesus was, like, actually way nicer than they are

    "Don’t settle. This mighty God we serve has a vision so big," Bachmann told the student body at Liberty’s weekly convocation. "This is an election, of all elections, when we have the opportunity to turn the nation around."

    "The mighty God we serve," of course, being Marcus Bachmann, the Lady Macbeth to Michele's royal genius.

    And that big vision God has? Well, only Michele and Marcus are privy to it. You can listen to it, of course, but you'll have to hear it from their mouths — over and over and over again, long after everyone dismisses her viability as a candidate.

    Which, come to think of it, happened before she even announced her run.

    Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Christianity, Liberty University, Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann, Primaries, Religion, Republicans


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