From the Pork Barrel: Palin-Cain '12

* Reality-challenged fans of Sarah Palin enmeshing themselves in fantasy world in which she and Herman Cain rule the country as benevolent overlords.

* Palin lawyers look into candidacy filing deadlines for her to blow past.

* Dick Cheney has not cried in around a decade or so. Probably since when he saw all that oil getting burnt up in Iraq.

* Joe Biden not familiar with Van Jones. Though, to be fair, he doesn't really keep up with fashion so much.

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