Jon Stewart on the Lost Hope of Chris Christie and the Languid Acceptance of Mitt Romney

Now, with Chris Christie definitely definitely definitely not coming to triumphantly save the Republican Party from the Republican Party, we have some bitter realities and some hard questions that need to be faced. Like, what am I going to do with this desk drawer full of fat guy jokes. Seems unlikely that Romney's going to pack on 180 pounds by next November.

Coverage continues with the Republican I-guess-he's-the-the-frontrunner Mitt Romney after the jump.

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