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Sarah Palin Confirms That She Is Officially Non-Newsworthy
Looks like Sarah Palin will have to some new subject to be coy about in an effort to keep her name in the headlines, because she just revealed, via a letter to ABC news, that she is not seeking the GOP nomination…"After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States.
"As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order."
Good call leaving this decision up to God. He's a notorious wonk for the latest polling.
Anyway, that's over. And now we can all start devoting our time to pushing for her big third-party campaign!
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Tags: Primaries, Religion, Republicans, Sarah Palin
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