* In honor of tomorrow's debate, here's National Lampoon's list of nine non-crazy things said at the last one.
* Funny or Die Occupies Wall Street.
* Congress finally addresses the nation's lack of dogwear laws, from The Onion
* College Humor's hipster Abraham Lincoln.
* A different people's history of the United States, via Buzzfeed.
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