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Quote Unquote: Fourth-Quarter Player
President Barack Obama on his reelection chances…
"I was mentioning to some of the basketball players who were here that this is like the second quarter, maybe the third, and we've still got a lot of work to do. But I want everybody to know I'm a fourth-quarter player. So, I don't miss my shots in the fourth quarter."
Unfortunately, this is more a hockey game, and the fourth quarter in hockey is called getting your face stitched up in the locker room.
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Stephen Colbert on the Democratic Party
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