* You'll have to excuse circa-'80s-era Mitt Romney. He has to return some videotapes.
* Rush Limbaugh says Romney is "not a conservative," which I suppose makes today Thursday. Man, the week is flying by.
* John McCain can save us "billions and billions of jobs," which would unfortunately put us in an even worse over-employment predicament. ("Anybody know anybody who's willing to pick up 3oo jobs?")
* Some Wall Street CEO met a homeless guy who was kind of a jerk. This is what's wrong with Obama's America!
Tags: John McCain, Mitt Romney, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Senate, Unemployment, Wall Street