President Obama's Teleprompter Has Been Stolen

Look, I don't want you people to panic, but I have some bad news to share with you: The President has been effectively rendered mute…

A truck carrying President Obama's podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.

Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that around $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel location in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va.

The President has yet to comment on this.

For obvious reasons.

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