There's gotta be another candidate around here somewhere. There's got to be! You look under the bed and I'll check the shed out back. Is that a slime mold there? Put it in a jar; it may be a viable third-party option if it comes right down to that.
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Ed Note: I would like to take a moment to point out that New Jersey's own Glassboro State College — or Rowan University as it is now called, home of the Fightin' Ballbacks — is a fine educational establishment that has fostered the careers of many productive members of society, from all all walks of life, from state senators to notable television personalities to semi-informed political bloggers.
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