From the Pork Barrel: Occupying Your Wallet

* It looks like the liberal scourge has gained ground. They've made it past Wall Street and onto your actual money!

* Sen. Jim DeMint is taking a principled stand in favor of chlorofluorocarbons and against the sky.

* Turns out Rick Perry's team is opposed to adding more debates to the primary schedule. Possibly because Rick Perry would lose a debate against a canary dying from avian influenza. Or do you think they might be a different reason?

* Gallup's Frank Newport and USA Today's Susan Page offer President Obama some helpful advice on when would be the proper historically-sanctioned time to start having debilitating panic attacks.

Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, Environment, Jim DeMint, Money, Occupy Wall Street, Polls, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry, Senate