• Maroon 5's Adam Levine Doesn't Want His Music on Fox News

    When Adam Levine first started adult contemporary band Maroon 5, he had three goals…

    1. Become a judge on a chair-based singing reality competition show.

    2. Have sex with so many moms.

    3. Embarrass Mike Jagger.

    You'll notice none of those were, "Have my music featured on Fox News"…

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    It's fun imagining a Fox News producer tearily ripping an Adam Levine poster off their wall. "Your music helped me through my early 40's and now you betray me, Maroon 5?!"

    I really want to know the context in which a Maroon 5 song was used on Fox News. "Barack Obama's job's plan is a 'WAKE UP CALL' that 'MAKES ME WONDER' are poor people so lazy they are 'NEVER GONNA LEAVE THIS BED?'"

    Tags: Fox, Music, Twitter


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