From the Pork Barrel: 2 Legit 2 Not at Least Attempt to Try for a Full Term

* San Francisco interim Mayor Ed Lee nabs the all important Hammer endorsement.

* Looks like Haggard's Law is being enforced in New Jersey.

* In honor of Herman Cain's recently released nouvelle vague soon-to-be-classic, The Fix runs down the top ten strangest campaign ads ever fever-dreamed up.

* A new smart-phone app informs friends, family and legal representation that you are a dirty hippy who is currently being arrested by some fascist pig on a power trip.

* Meghan McCain got near some protesters.

* Charlie Rose, Chris Hedges and Amy Goodman discuss Occupy Wall Street in a sea of darkness representing the growing vacuum of justice in our increasingly oligarchic society.

Tags: Haggard's Law, LGBT, Pork Barrel, Republicans