* Oh snap! The White House goes balls out and adds another 9 onto Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan, which, obviously, is waaaay too many 9s and thus comical in nature. (Yep. They totally went there.)
* Do you think, in his dreams, Rep. Paul Ryan gets penetrated by Ayn Rand's invisible fist of the market?
* Nancy Pelosi is not being shut out of Super Committee talks, Nancy Pelosi says from outside of Super Committee talks.
* The GOP opposes Barack Obama's decision to lower student loan payments. Though, I'll bet you could change their minds if you told them this was only for really rich students.
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