From the Pork Barrel: Rick Perry Promises Not to Be Competent

* "If you're looking for a slick politician, or a guy with great teleprompter skills, or someone who can complete a full sentence without getting lost and ending up under a bridge crying for his mother, then Rick Perry may not be the guy for you.

* Herman Cain was for not knowing about his sexual harassment cash settlement before he was against not un-knowing about it. (Or something. I can never understand what Herman Cain is trying to say.)

* Awwwww, look at these fiscal conservatives begging for federal handouts. They're so cute when they're grabbing for money.

* Oh wow! These employees of a big foreclosure law firm dressed up as awful morally-rancid human beings for Halloween. Great costumes! Very convincing!

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