* CSPAN has announced that it will offer live coverage of Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain's debate this Saturday. Unfortunately, this means that Paint Drying on That One Wall in the Congressional Cafeteria is getting bumped to CSPAN2.
* Looks like there might maybe be a GOP debate on The View. Though, it seems unlikely the candidates would subject themselves to such serious questioning.
* Anonymous is canceling its war on Mexican drug cartels on account of HOLY SHIT!
* Alright, guys! We're finally back to where we were in the Great Depression! I knew we could do it!
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