From the Pork Barrel: Job Creator

* Herman Cain may have unwittingly stumbled into the perfect campaign slogan.

* Conservatives launch NotMittRomney.com, possibly because they favor someone who is not Mitt Romney.

* The White House is apparently still denying the true extraterrestrial origins of David Axelrod's mustache.

* A sacred bronze of idol of Ronald Reagan in California was defiled by filthy blasphemous infidels.

Tags: Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Ronald Reagan, Science & Technology, White House