* Herman Cain may have unwittingly stumbled into the perfect campaign slogan.
* Conservatives launch NotMittRomney.com, possibly because they favor someone who is not Mitt Romney.
* The White House is apparently still denying the true extraterrestrial origins of David Axelrod's mustache.
* A sacred bronze of idol of Ronald Reagan in California was defiled by filthy blasphemous infidels.
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