• Please Don't Get Bitten on the Nose Out There, Voters

    Look, we care about you. Honestly, we do. That's why it is sooooo important to all of us at Indecision that today — while you're out there trying to participate in Democracy and fulfill your patriotic duty by voting — you make certain that take all necessary precautions to be safe.

    Because there will be people trying to eat you

    A voter in Cuyahoga County [Ohio] told NewsChannel5 he was bitten in the nose by an Election Day rover

    [The victim Greg] Flanagan said the incident started when he saw a man arguing with a woman about signs she had outside the polling location. The man was claiming the woman's signs were too close, and Flanagan said the situation was combative. He said he stepped in to try to help the woman.

    The Cuyahoga County Board of Elections confirmed that something did happen, but did not provide specifics. It said it is conducting an investigation and is attempting to find the rover, whom they identified as James Norm Williams. Williams reportedly fled the scene after the alleged bite.

    Oh, no! He's out there somewhere, people, just waiting to bite again! Stay alert! Don't let anyone near your nose unless you know them intimately.

    Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Election Day, Ohio


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