* This new Russian political ad does not shy away from the hard truths. Namely, that a vote for Vladimir Putin is a vote for casual poll sex with a hot piece of strange.
* Non-candidate Sarah Palin is unhappy with all the attention the lamestream media's been paying to non-non-candidate-related news. Isn't there something — or someone — else to which they could be paying attention?
* Rick Perry will most likely never win the presidency, but today he certainly wins the Internet.
* Not to mention an exalted place in history.
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Tags: Debates, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry, Russia, Sarah Palin, Sex, Vladimir Putin