• Herman Cain Eats His Pizza Like a Man

    Herman Cain and some GQ reporters discuss the meaning of pizza

    Alan Richman: Do you eat pizza as much as people say you eat pizza?

    Herman Cain: No, because I'm very particular about the pizza that I eat. Godfather's is still a premium-quality product, and I cannot always find that. It's got to be as good as Godfather's or I won't eat it

    Alan Richman: I understand that you like lots of meat on your pizza. Is this true?

    Herman Cain: Yes…

    Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

    Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

    Chris Heath: Why is that?

    Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

    Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?

    Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

    Chris Heath: Are there Democratic pizzas and Republican pizzas?

    Herman Cain: Nope, nope, nope. It's like a good idea: if it's great pizza, it transcends party affiliation, just like a good idea — like 9-9-9. [laughs]

    I cannot possibly imagine what else else you could possibly want from a conversation about pizza with Herman Cain. That gave you all there was to possibly give.

    Oh, and you know what else? If there were a more effective way to sexually harass a piece of food, I'm confident that Herman Cain would find it.

    Tags: Food, Herman Cain, Primaries, Republicans


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