From the Pork Barrel: Secretary Cain

* Herman Cain wants to be Mitt Romney's Secretary of Defense because you don't need to know anything about a country to blow it up. Hell, you don't even need to know its name.

* That guy who pretended to be a Muslim for James O'Keefe is accusing him of not having the highest journalistic standards in town.

* Gabrielle Giffords's husband is mad at John Boehner for not coming to visit his wife in the hospital. Personally, I'd view that as a professional courtesy.

* Congress declares pizza a vegetable. (This seems wrong to me. I think it's more likely that they were actually talking about Herman Cain.)

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