Oh my God! Have you heard about how President Obama said that all Americans are lazy bastards who never do anything because they're too busy lazing around being lazy? Look, it's right here in this new ad from the Perry campaign…
There you go, see? He said it. "Lazy." He said the word "lazy." With his mouth. Case closed.
Alright, alright. That's one part of one sentence in a whole thing that the President was saying. And if you were into that kind of thing, you could maybe take the time to see that what he was actually saying was more about how the country is not doing all it can do to make foreign companies want to invest in us. Or something. I don't know. That's all egghead reader-not-leader shit.
To be honest, I just skimmed the story. I mean, I was gonna read it all, but then I was all, like, Eeeehhhh…
But, hey, I totally got the gist of it. Obama called us lazy. Where does he get the nerve?
Tags: Barack Obama, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry