From the Pork Barrel: Waterboard to Death

* Michele Bachmann says allowing herself to be waterboarded would be "absurd." Thus ends the dream.

* Bachmann faces tough questions from Iowa students whose heads have clearly been polluted with "education" and cripple by "critical thinking."

* Rick Perry is looking to expand his debate-losing horizons.

* Ron Paul says the American people will punish the GOP if it agrees to acquiesces to demands from the American people to increase taxes on the wealthy.

Tags: Debates, Education, House of Representatives, Iowa, Michele Bachmann, Nancy Pelosi, Pork Barrel, Rick Perry, Ron Paul, Taxes, Torture