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From the Pork Barrel: A Newt for All Seasons

* Newt Gingrich promises to end divisive politics and be an inclusive president for all like-minded conservative Christian Americans.
* Gingrich strikes a chord with America's fist-shaking harumphing demographic.
* Donald Trump opened his mouth and more stuff fell out of it. In all seriousness, don't even bother clicking this link. You'll be mad at yourself if you do.
* The Scott Walker recall effort already has half the signatures it needs. Guess Wisconsin will be banning pens and pencils any time now.
* GQ remembers that Tim Pawlenty exists.
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Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Iran, Newt Gingrich, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Recall, Republicans, Scott Walker, Tim Pawlenty, Wisconsin
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