* An embittered snake charmer released a sack full of cobras and other poisonous snakes into an office full of Indian bureaucrats. The ones that weren't safely removed were given medium-wage jobs with decent benefit packages.
* Remember what a bummer it was the day you caught your mom humming, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"? Well, I'm sorry to break this to you but the New York Times just caught on to the "Mitt Romney is a robot" joke. So much for that one.
* Grover Norquist has good news for all! Turns out raising taxes on non-millionaire people doesn't actually count as raising taxes. That's probably because non-millionaire people don't actually count as people.
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