From the Pork Barrel: I [Heart] the '90s

* Remember back when newly-appointed Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich ushered in a golden age of Republican dominance and Chris Farley walked the Earth as a comedy giant?

* Oh, wait, scratch that. Looks like it was actually Rick Santorum who ushered in that Republican golden age. Serves me right for believing books and historical records.

* Dan Quayle offers his support to Mitt Romney, in an obvious act of JC Penney's model solidarity.

* Chelsea Clinton finally owns up to being a Clinton.

Tags: Chelsea Clinton, Dan Quayle, House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Saturday Night Live