• Republican Strategy to Defeat Obama Unveiled by Yahoo News

    Forget Woodward and Bernstein! In a recent Yahoo News EXCLUSIVE (you can Google "Yahoo" if you don't remember what it is), Republicans revealed their evil strategy to defeat Barack Obama. How did these crack investigators at Yahoo get the story? They were accidentally invited to a private conference call.

    During this super covert operation, Yahoo discovered the play makers don't want to get too dirty against the President…

    "We're hesitant to jump on board with heavy attacks" personally against President Obama, Nicholas Thompson, the vice president of polling firm the Tarrance Group, said on the call. "There's a lot of people who feel sorry for him."

    Recent polling data indicates that while the president suffers from significantly low job approval ratings, voters still give "high approval" to Obama personally, Thompson said.

    Voters "don't think he's an evil man who's out to change the United States" for the worse–even though many of the same survey respondents agree that his policies have harmed the country, Thompson said. The upshot, Thompson stressed, is that Republicans should "exercise some caution" when talking about the president personally.

    They don't want to call Obama the anti-Christ? So what tactic will they use to bring down his regime…

    "When it comes to flip flopping, Barack Obama is the king of flip flopping," Fleischer said. "You can offer that to anybody," he suggested.

    Flip flop the flip flop calling onto the other flip flopper. It's genius! Without this news story Obama's team would have never seen it coming. This is huge. Hey Yahoo, Pulitzer called and it wants its excellence in reporting back!

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Republicans


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