* Newt Gingrich wants to crump, but he doesn't want to push it.
* Vote for GOP puppet Marvin E. Quasnicki, via The AV Club.
* Rick Perry's unpopular opinions blog.
* The Onion wonders which Romney we'll get today.
* Fun facts about Newt Gingrich, from This Modern World.
* From McSweeney's Washington column, The Ballad of Thom Moore.
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