From the Pork Barrel: Mr. Paul Goes to Iowa

* If Ron Paul does somehow end up winning Iowa, does he automatically get a show on Fox or does he have to get all fat first?

* I don't think it's an exaggeration to suggest that this might be the greatest day of Jon Huntsman's life — He's beating Ron Paul in a poll!

* I just had a crazy thought: What is Rick Perry is actually a double agent working for the gays?

* Leave it to the media to find the one angry embittered old man who's upset that the Iraq War is ending.

* Newt Gingrich considers a person being gay as a lifestyle decision, like a Catholic priest deciding to be celibate or a "historian" deciding to inject his face full of goose fat.

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