From the Pork Barrel: Merry Christmas from Sarah Palin

* Sarah Palin wishes you and yours a very merrily-partisan joyously-divisive Christmas. (With no dogs.)

* Mitt Romney's thoughts on deporting Barack Obama's uncle are disappointingly reasonable-sounding. Somebody get a quote from Newt Gingrich, stat!

* Some awkward-looking guy named Newt Gingrich goes shopping. Or, I should say, bothers people while they shop.

* Not only does Michele Bachmann believe in Santa Claus, she believes Santa Claus has endorsed her for president.

* What if PolitiFact's lie of the year is, in fact, PolitiFact itself? What if??

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