Did you graduate from college? Do you have a job? If not, it's Obama's fault. If so, then Mitt Romney would ask that you please step outside, as you're ruining his whole speech. Listen to the promise he made a group of New Hampshire voters…
"What I can promise you is this — when you get out of college, if I’m president you’ll have a job. If President Obama is reelected, you will not be able to get a job."
Maybe I'm too swept up in the Christmas spirit, but I'm moved by Romney's generosity. I'm also more irritated than ever at Obama, who, as president, apparently can guarantee everyone jobs, but just doesn't feel like it for some reason. (Is he upset that Romney plans to deport his uncle? Either that, or he simply hates Christmas.)
Anyway, good for Romney. Here's hoping he promises more things soon, like ice cream for every high school graduate, or a trip to see an R-rated movie for every Independent voter, or a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's for everyone who agrees to forget about how rich he is and how he won't release his tax returns even though it's traditional for candidates to do that.
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Tags: Barack Obama, Economy, Mitt Romney, Primaries, Republicans