According to a story this past weekend on Politico, Rick Perry's inept campaign for his party's nomination wasn't solely caused by his inept performance as a candidate, but was also the result of inept factions of his inept campaign staff's inept struggle for dominance. Or at least according to an anonymous inept Perry staff member's inept attempt at self-justification…
“There has never been a more ineptly orchestrated, just unbelievably subpar campaign for president of the United States than this one,” said a senior Perry adviser.
It's hard to argue with obvious truths. That's why it's much easier to not do so at all, and just repeat, mantra-like, a nonsensical question over and over again. Because, seriously, when it comes right down to it, do you have a name? Do you? Do you have a name? Do you have a name? Do you have a name?
In all fairness to Perry, it's probably really difficult answers questions about anything when you have absolutely no blood going to your head.
Maybe that impossibly tight collar and tie are part of his plan to kill off the last remaining brain cells inside his skull. I gotta say, it's been a pretty winning strategy for Santorum.
Tags: Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry