* You know, I had never assumed that Barack Obama teleported to Mars back in the 1980s… until the White House denied it. Now I don't know what to think.
* Big Bird goes on the counteroffensive against Mitt Romney.
* "Nobody cares" about John McCain's endorsement of Mitt Romney, says guy who came in seventh place last night.
* Newt Gingrich fantasizes about double-teaming Mitt Romney with Rick Santorum.
Tags: Barack Obama, Conspiracies, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, PBS, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum