From the Pork Barrel: Barry Soetoro on Mars

* You know, I had never assumed that Barack Obama teleported to Mars back in the 1980s… until the White House denied it. Now I don't know what to think.

* Big Bird goes on the counteroffensive against Mitt Romney.

* "Nobody cares" about John McCain's endorsement of Mitt Romney, says guy who came in seventh place last night.

* Newt Gingrich fantasizes about double-teaming Mitt Romney with Rick Santorum.

Tags: Barack Obama, Conspiracies, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, PBS, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum