• Barack Obama Legalizes Illegal Aliens

    Don't get me started on immigrants! Sure, I am technically a hispanic immigrant. But I'm not talking about Mexicans and Latinos! I'm talking about whatever is the next group of people who we will all decide to arbitrarily hate. They're (going to be) taking our jobs!

    And now, Obama has made it easier for those figurative and/or literal future aliens by treating them like people

    Obama administration officials announced on Friday that they will propose a fix to a notorious snag in¬†immigration law that will spare hundreds of thousands of American citizens from prolonged separations from immigrant spouses and children…

    The law requires most immigrants who are here illegally to return to their home countries in order to receive their legal visas.

    The catch is that once the immigrants leave the United States, they are automatically barred from returning to this country for at least three years, and often for a decade, even if they are fully eligible to become legal residents.

    Now, Citizenship and Immigration Services proposes to allow the immigrants to obtain a provisional waiver in the United States, before they leave for their countries to pick up their visas. Having the waiver in hand will allow them to depart knowing that they will almost certainly be able to return, officials said.

    It's almost like Obama believes we should treat human beings as if they had rights.

    Unless you're a suspected terrorist, in which case, good luck finding your teeth in a windowless, dark cell!

    Tags: Barack Obama, Civil Rights, Immigration, Terrorism


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