* Rick Perry has somehow managed to take World War II, the history of baseball, a box full of small pox-infected blankets and a McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet supersonic fighter jet, blend them all up in a food processor and cook them down into the sweetest most syrupy 60 seconds of self-serving patriotism you've ever tasted.
* I don't know which of Meghan McCain's smears against Ronald Reagan is more disgusting, that he's a "dirty moderate" or that he's "like her."
* Hey, we managed to find three whole billionaires whom Mitt Romney probably doesn't like.
* Good news, poor people! President Obama promises to care about you, at least through November.
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