* While working tirelessly to provide empirical evidence for the Colbert Bump, President Obama unearths a disturbingly more powerful force of nature.
* CPAC 2012: Gays out! White supremacists in!
* Ron Paul gets support from the purest (and oldest) form of free market capitalists.
* This is something. According to a new poll, people actually hate Congress so much these days they're willing to put Democrats back in charge. I'm assuming Cover the whole thing with gasoline and drop a match was not offered as an option.
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