* The Onion's coverage of the Norquist scandel that's rocking the nation.
* A children's book about how to care for your dog the NOT Romney way.
* The National Journal's "Photo of the Day" gave Gingrich a big head.
* Santorum says "What about three men?" McSweeney's says "Try 12!"
* College Humor has the Cliff's Notes for this year's election.
* From Funny or Die, Mitt Romney's days as a stock photo model.
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