• Rick Santorum Won the Iowa Caucuses, for Real, Seriously

    Rick SantorumAt last, our long national nightmare of not knowing the true winner of the Iowa caucuses is over…

    Offering no explanation, the Iowa Republican Party has declared Rick Santorum as winner of the Iowa caucuses, days after saying incomplete vote results precluded it from doing just that. [...]

    Saturday's statement offered no explanation of what had changed since Thursday, and [Iowa GOP chairman Matt] Strawn did not return calls seeking comment.

    I'm not sure why this news story is so hung up on the lack of an "explanation" for the about-face. If the Iowa Republican Party doesn't want to explain how it chooses winners and losers, that's its prerogative. What I would like them to explain is how they've managed to trick everyone into caring about the results of their silly non-binding caucus for so long.

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    Tags: Iowa, Iowa Caucus, Primaries, Rick Santorum

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