Newt Gingrich, shorter: I'm saving the full-court smugness for later. Don't worry, I've warmed up.
Mitt Romney, shorter: Heh heh heh, uhh… losing is exciting!
Ron Paul, shorter: Nope, not gonna win. Come on. I may be kooky, but I'm not totally nuts.
Rick Santorum, shorter: I am a bowl of porridge.
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