Okay, so everybody's making fun of Newt Gingrich for promising the country a U.S. moon base by the year 2020, but nobody's really addressing the real problems with such an idea. Obviously, I'm talking about the greatest threat to humanity: space werewolves.
I'm sure the subject will come up in one of the seven three-hour debates he'll be having with Barack Obama, but I'd like my fears assuaged now.
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