• Highlights of Future Mitt Romney Speeches

    Mitt Romney — the ridiculously rich guy who became insanely ridiculously rich as the head of a corporation that specialized in bankrupting smaller businesses and firing tens of thousands of workers for profit — has now told the nation that he thinks corporations are people, that he enjoys firing people and, most recently, that he's not concerned with very poor people. And primary season isn't even over. You've got to wonder if he's saving anything for the general election.

    As it turns out, he is. We know a guy who knows a guy who knows the guy who works with Romney on his speeches, and we managed to get our hands on a little taste of the magic to come…

    More soon-to-be-heard Mitt Romney quotes after the jump.




    That last one, by the way, is being saved for the week before Election Day. That's the big gun.

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    Tags: Mitt Romney, Primaries, Republicans


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