Did you pass out last night in a pool of piña colada drool after playing a Florida primary drinking game? Nurse your hangover with a dose of funny tweets from the Twittersphere…
.@MittRomney won the Florida primary. Amazing how much better he runs when he's left in the charger for the full 8 hours.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 1, 2012
Calista said she was "sick" about tonight's results.Newt promptly left her.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) February 1, 2012
Mitt Romney is currently celebrating that only 52% of Florida Republicans voted against him.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 1, 2012
Ron Paul speaking from Nevada, where he has to play a special blackjack table that lets you bet in gold.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 1, 2012
Newt DJ making smooth transition from "Hurts So Good" into "White Wedding" by Billy Idol.
— Andrew Kaczynski (@AKaczynski1) February 1, 2012
This is getting too easy: Newt's election-night DJ is spinning "1999."
— Sasha Issenberg (@sissenberg) February 1, 2012
Give you an idea how dead Gingrich's campaign is Romney just had it baptized in the Mormon church without his permission.
— David Feldman (@David_Feldman_) February 1, 2012
"Now you've angered the Moon Lords. I tried, you guys. I really tried to save you. Nice going, a-holes." – Newt Gingrich concession speech — John Moe (@johnmoe) February 1, 2012
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