Twitter Tackles the Florida Primaries

Did you pass out last night in a pool of piña colada drool after playing a Florida primary drinking game? Nurse your hangover with a dose of funny tweets from the Twittersphere…

.@MittRomney won the Florida primary. Amazing how much better he runs when he's left in the charger for the full 8 hours.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 1, 2012

Calista said she was "sick" about tonight's results.Newt promptly left her.

— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) February 1, 2012

Mitt Romney is currently celebrating that only 52% of Florida Republicans voted against him.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 1, 2012

Ron Paul speaking from Nevada, where he has to play a special blackjack table that lets you bet in gold.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 1, 2012

Newt DJ making smooth transition from "Hurts So Good" into "White Wedding" by Billy Idol.

— Andrew Kaczynski (@AKaczynski1) February 1, 2012

This is getting too easy: Newt's election-night DJ is spinning "1999."

— Sasha Issenberg (@sissenberg) February 1, 2012

Give you an idea how dead Gingrich's campaign is Romney just had it baptized in the Mormon church without his permission.

— David Feldman (@David_Feldman_) February 1, 2012

"Now you've angered the Moon Lords. I tried, you guys. I really tried to save you. Nice going, a-holes." – Newt Gingrich concession speech — John Moe (@johnmoe) February 1, 2012
 

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