From the Pork Barrel: Fired in the Hole

* Prepare yourself. A blizzard of "They both like firing people" jokes is coming.

* Sandra Day O'Connor on the GOP frontrunners: "One is a practicing polygamist, and he's not even the Mormon." Unfortunately, she's already retired, so the Andrew Breitbarts of the world won't get to bleat for her impeachment.

* Rush Limbaugh has a great idea: Get rid of the minimum wage and replace it with who gives a fuck about those people.

* Barack Obama thinks Jesus would raise taxes on the rich. Maybe back in the Bible days. But he was in his early thirties then. A deity gets considerably more conservative over the course of a couple millennia.

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